I actually find it hilarious how men can be big ol' tough guys while getting the wounds inflicted, but whine and complain like a baby when getting the wounds tended.
Bish: "Ow!" Is: "Hold still." Bish: "Damn it woman, that hurts!" Is: "I haven't even touched you yet!" Bish: "Oh." Is: -wipes the cloth over his lip- Bish: -rears his head back- "What the hell is that thing made of, bark from a tree?!?!" Is: "stop acting like such a child!"